The constant bom- bardment of mind-numbing TV commercials, the annoyance of cell phones and pagers, the plague of surfing the net for hours devoid of all human contact. [...] The grand prize awarded to the winning baby: a brand new car! What are the delightful perks of such an event? [...] The more horrible the parent, the fancier the dress of the baby. [...] NUDECLUSIONS The "Bare To Breakers" is a bit too organized for the nude anarchist. [...] Every time I went to the cooler, I drank a beer.
Authors
- Control Number Identifier
- CaOOCEL
- Dewey Decimal Classification Number
- 306/.0973
- General Note
- Issued as part of the desLibris books collection
- Geographic Area Code
- n-us---
- ISBN
- 1550225278 9781459307902
- LCCN
- E169.04
- LCCN Item number
- L46 2002eb
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- CaBNVSL
- Original cataloging agency
- CaOONL
- Physical Description | Extent
- 1 electronic text (251 p.)
- Published in
- Canada
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- CaOOCEL
- Rights
- Access restricted to authorized users and institutions
- System Control Number
- (CaBNVSL)slc00204808 (OCoLC)301238636 (CaOOCEL)407834
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- Mode of access: World Wide Web
- Transcribing agency
- CaOONL
Table of Contents
- Contents 10
- Introduction 12
- Section 1 14
- BIRTH 16
- America's Most Beautiful Baby Contest 18
- Investigating Nudity 26
- A Brief History of Nudity 27
- Section 2 38
- WORK 40
- Wage Slave 42
- Wage Slave II 44
- I Was a Telephone Psychic! 49
- Extreme Imposter 59
- Bad Clown 71
- Section 3 84
- FAITH 86
- My Conquest of World Religions 88
- Section 4 116
- AMERICANA 118
- Gimme Guns 120
- Armed Farces 129
- Bounty Hunter A-Go-Go! 140
- Section 5 156
- HOME 158
- Rent Boy 160
- Used Car Hardball 170
- Section 6 178
- SEX 180
- Head in the Clouds 182
- Lap Dance Master 186
- Section 7 194
- CONSUMERISM 196
- Sweater Story 198
- Discount Cosmetic Surgery 206
- Section 8 214
- ENTERTAINMENT 216
- Game Show Guerilla 218
- The Only Thing Children Today Love More Than Christ is Ventriloquism 227
- Cannes and My Big Pineapple 232
- Section 9 240
- DEATH 242
- Death: Can It Happen to You? 244
